haiQu fOO */3
patamystic aka patamyxtic aka pumiquxt aka haiQ fOO
haiQu is:
- bad haiku
- experimental writing
- senryū
- micro-poetry
- flarf
- protest poetry
- algorithmic sabotage
- antifa
- wabi sabi
- dada
- surrealism
- a way of life
- fun to write
If you are interested in any of the above, I hope you'll join the movement. One of my dreams is to get enough people involved that we can form a Renga group and make collaborative haiQu.
Here is an Introduction to haiQu, and here's a slightly longer description, How to Write haiQu.
I am also writing haiQu in the following forms: haiga; haibun. I guess these will be called haiQa and haiQun...
this is not a drill
we funnel cake to cadres
parse body tactics
auntie is horny
deep penetrating cumfuck
slapped slumped nipples slurp
2025 is gone, 'bout fucking time. Here are three new haiQu by Scott Holstad to get 2026 started off with some hand meat, puke cannibals, and smashed scrotum...
boys came untethered
fucking biological
gloves of warm hand meat
her laugh blocks his mind
you should suffocate others
fuck puke cannibals
scrunched smashed in scrotum
pedophile priests confess poems
cults with new members
didn’t seem to mind
good occasional stiff ones
holy escapism
missing some dead treads
dreams of Clockwork Oranges
eating eyeballs out
missing some dead treads
dreams of Clockwork Oranges
eating eyeballs out
good about those snorts
minded when they stuck it in
exploding visions