the blood of younger men
huge productivity gains
demonic warfare
I received a submission of 4 haiQu from Mellory Bats a couple weeks back. They are excellent, I sent an email of acceptance, and I haven't heard back. What the hell, here they are:
penis parasites
anti-baby parachute
spawning crotch goblins
pink clouded dotard
grabbing utility beer
of Liquid lunchtime
self inserting
serial monogamy
alpine divorce
etrising
opamine décor
pooky caves
If you happen to be Mellory Bats, thank you for your contribution. We like these a lot.
Space Karen
sabot in the age of AI
suicide jerk off
see backlog 1 for explanation
miasma of AI
sexless depictions of queerness
mano fica gesture
genetic chimeras
ahistorical manosphere
moral narcissism
kleptocrat nesting dolls
Lizard Hitler
national scream day
angry idiots
libidinal cathexis
oiling the mermaid
Occam’s kazoo
orange shit stain
PEDOTUS
AI Jesus
Turing would shit bluebirds
perpaganda
Dubai Chocolate
Obsequious Obscenity
Pyongyang Taffy
The Japanese Hillbillies
cognitive ddos attack
sensoriomotor umwelt
deplorians
raw logging the forest
shovel ambush
fuckstrated
vulture signaling
slaughterbots
Yeehawdist
eat stupid for breakfast
Soylent Greed
Pippigate
a mass disabling event
suiticide
a frantic text
does a lamp “squirt out” light?
the censor beep
incomplete fucking
necropolitical power
the chippity-chop
aging out of fucks
nature abhors a tyranny
The Epstein Dancers
techno-feudal underclass
visual elevator music
the gift of insanity
enslopification
soulless predatory bullshit
the joy of missing out
crapitalising
a Magenta shortage
the Palantichrist
tone policing
a haiku about Daleks
torment nexuses
slopaganda
fucktose intolerance
traumabonding
the forkpocalypse
rent-setting algorithm
kill me haha
Everything I hold
sick, sad,
like fire
English > Afrikaans > Tatar > Filipino > Serbian > Norwegian > Irish > English
Original by Kobayashi Issa:
Everything I touch
with tenderness, alas,
pricks like a bramble.
heteroqueer
cows that vape send tweet
stupid-pilled