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backlog 3

see backlog 1 for explanation

hopepunky
manipulative dissemblement
isn’t a death cult

muppet fondue
godawful metal poem
a foetid breath

low level rioters
teleported to waffle house
a situationship

Son of Uncle Sam
plump, sweet, and begging for cream
all border are fake

lurvable candidates
self-defeating nihilism
appeasing cis people

giant deadly hornets
suffer in wet dreams
assimilationist queers

DaddyDiaperPants’s
glittering plan for Gaza
be the guillotine

cross on the moon
conservative lolcows
‘Cat, I’ve farted’

memetic dialectics
bootlicking traitorous dipshit
collective insanity

warrior auntifas
immune to propaganda
convivial tooling

abuser ecstacy
high-end meat sticks
copaganda

satellite pollution
pumping & dumping
eugenics implants

androcentric bullshit
irritable mental gestures
feckless urinal cakes

Nazionist
sentient white phosphorus
fuck compliance

wilding sprees
reply guy practice drills
growth death cult

a pillbilly
bugnuttery malice
haggis helper

Anthropic
memetic warfare
hip con Art

conditions for breathing
adversarial poetry
kitsch regurgitations

Hamagination
personal pan labyrinth
let me dye in peas

glitter bombing
fish sperm facial injections
Lightning Strike Hill

piss bandits

the duck pooped
salami muddle martini
piss bandits

backlog 2

for context see the confusing explanation on backlog 1


punitive segregation
disinformation operator
inflicted by a cis world

we excrete all
white fragility
violent singing

the gringolarchy
prophets of hysteria
a pool on the moon

unicorn riot
deprogramming language
major dodo

Lichtenbergianism
ecocide genocide ethnocide
reveling in the horrors

circular error vision
“100% milk from real cows”
a kmart dystopia

YHWH Nailgun
beta read a copypasta
autism mom

reply gays
thwarting dragonflies
cocks not Glocks

old fartism
nutpicking extremists
god is a fungus

discursive tinnitus
fake, stupid, sinister chatter
Kamalabama

money perverts
AI chastity belts
reverse pareidolia

billionaire space trash
Luigi ex machina
the perils of doors

pervert glasses
reverse pyramid scheme
udder bullshit

black market baby

the sex doll market
plagiarism woodchipper
black market baby

gay flames melt ICE

poverty is terror
creativity is revenge
gay flames melt ICE

slime Jesus

scromitting
simple sabotage
slime Jesus

backlog 1

Skip these introductory paragraphs if you just want to read a bunch of 'new' haiQu because they are confusing. I'm writing them, and I'm not sure what I'm describing.

The platform that hosts this blog, Ghost, is federated. This means every post published appears on our Fediverse timeline. But, confusingly, Ghost also has a feature that allows us to also post Notes to our fediverse timeline. When people who are on the fediverse follow us, or even just find and read our feed, they see all of our Posts and all of our Notes.

But, while Posts are also visible to anyone on the web, including search engines, Notes are only visible on our feed through a fediverse client. Without understanding this difference, I've been posting some haiQu as posts, and some as Notes. I didn't realize that Notes were not visible outside the fediverse, so I am now going to re-publish Notes haiQu as Posts, so they become visible to the world outside the fediverse.

Because there are a lot of Notes, it'll be too bothersome to post them individually, so I'm putting them in a series of posts tagged backlog.

What I'm describing are some of the aspects of the Fediverse that prevent a lot of people from wanting to participate. It is a technically confusing place.


techno-feudal underclass
visual elevator music
the gift of insanity

conditions for breathing
adversarial poetry
kitsch regurgitations

circular error vision
“100% milk from real cows”
a kmart dystopia

hopepunky
manipulative dissemblement
isn’t a death cult

conditions for breathing
adversarial poetry
kitsch regurgitations

techno-feudal underclass
visual elevator music
the gift of insanity

pervert glasses
reverse pyramid scheme
udder bullshit

billionaire space trash
Luigi ex machina
the perils of doors

lurvable candidates
self-defeating nihilism
appeasing cis people

cross on the moon
conservative lolcows
'Cat, I've farted'

ironic sorcery
practicing illegality
there is no planet B

unhinged folktronica
annihilation laboratory
fiery antitheist

the world’s dumbest cult

fossil fuel fascists
Guardians Of Pedophiles
the world’s dumbest cult