Mystery Guest: 4 haiQu

I received a submission of 4 haiQu from Mellory Bats a couple weeks back. They are excellent, I sent an email of acceptance, and I haven't heard back. What the hell, here they are:

penis parasites
anti-baby parachute 
spawning crotch goblins

pink clouded dotard
grabbing utility beer 
of Liquid lunchtime 

self inserting
serial monogamy 
alpine divorce 

etrising 
opamine décor
pooky caves

If you happen to be Mellory Bats, thank you for your contribution. We like these a lot.